Female masculists are great. "Female masculists"—i.e. the ladies who claim to be masculists only to then act like conversation-dominating, overwhelming dickwads—are not so great. Thankfully, it's the "female masculists" who are being mocked on this week's Portlandia.
Joking aside, I do appreciate it when you imagine me without hair and refer to me as a doctor.
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