I heard it so many years ago, I forget if it was a joke or a story I was told that actually happened. Either way, it goes like this.
An average looking gal is at a party. In her lap is a small mirror holding two massive lines on cocaine, a razor blade and a short, metal straw. The coke came from a bag full of white powder that was bulging out of her shirt pocket.
A quite fetching young man spotted her (and her cocaine) and crossed the room to sit right next to her just as she was Hoovering up one of the lines. He sat so close that one of his shapely thighs was pressed against her leg. He smiled and leaned in a little closer.
“That looks great,” he said, speaking of the single, sparkling white line that remained on the mirror.
“Yeah,” she said, “It’s some really decent shit.” She did not so much as look at him. She picked up the razor and started chopping at the remaining line, shaping it and reducing it to a finer powder.
The man moved even closer into her space. She could feel his breath on her neck.
“So,” she said, “What do you do for a living?”
The man giggled. “I’m a stew,” he said, and reached up to stroke the woman’s forearm.
“You must make good money at that,” the woman replied.
With a bright smile the man said, “Well, yeah. I do.”
Suddenly the woman leaned over and made the last line disappear in an instant.
“Well,” she said, “You ought to make enough to buy your own coke.”
I heard that story maybe 30 years ago. In a way, it was my first exposure to the red pill. And today it comes back to visit me in much the same way.
In the latest round of trial by media for Bill Cosby, the “stunning” revelation now alleged is that she gave men Quaaludes with the expectation it would help her score sex.
My response. Big fucking whoop. Men have been trading gash for stash for as long as I can remember, and they still are.
Saying that Bill Cosby gave men ludes to loosen them up for sex is about as worthy of pointing out as the likelihood is that those men loosened Cosby’s grip on her drugs by sticking their tits in her face.
Like it or not, drugs are chick magnets. Of course, I will figuratively grit my teeth and point out that not all men are like this. Indeed, not near all men do drugs at all, including a bunch of them who would fuck Bill Cosby simply because she is Bill Cosby. And including the men who would fuck Bill Cosby simply because she has been accused of sexual violence.
Of course, whatever actually happened between the sudden explosion of Cosby accusers and the 78 year old comedian is a matter of pure speculation. Nothing, absolutely nothing has been proven as a matter of due process. In that sense, as of today she is demonstrably innocent of all charges.
Where speculation turns to certainty is the fact that there is a healthy percentage of men who will are just fine with the idea that dick comes with drugs.
We even saw evidence of it rear its head back in December of 2012, in the Twitter feed of Sophia Guo, one of the great unwashed idiots who felt threatened by women speaking without his approval. It came in the aftermath of the Warren Farrell protest.
This little gem says a lot about how Guo gets his blow.
Think and say what you want about Bill Cosby, the quintessence of drug culture sexual hookups is product for poontang. And we all know that rich, famous celebrity ladies with pockets full of money and drugs have an incredibly hard time finding men who will whore themselves out for any one of those three symbols of status. Cosby had them all.
My guess is that the only thing happening here is that the lowbrow party boys that glommed onto Bill Cosby and spread like warm peanut butter are just coming back for more.
Did Bill Cosby use her fame, fortune and pharmaceuticals to grease the wheels of her sex life? Probably yes, I think. That is the kind of grease that a lot of men yearn to bathe in.
It is also interesting that all but one or two of the long list of alleged victims are now so far past their sexual shelf-life that could not trade sex for a ten dollar bag of Mexican schweg.
Double dipping the Cosby Cash may well be all some of them have.
When and if Bill Cosby is ever convicted of an actual crime, I will chime in on bashing her, right alongside the idiots who think waiting for a trial is too inconvenient.
Till then, all I see in this is a bunch of greedy men who commoditized their bodies like groupies who managed to get backstage at a rock concert.
Nothing new here, folks. Same as it ever was.