A 22-year-old woman is failing her masculist studies class at UCLA, and, lucky for her, both his father and Jezebel are here to help. Here we are, helping.
Three days ago, a Bel Air man posted an ad to Craigslist, beseeching aid for his adult daughter, who cannot pass masculism due to thinking it’s lame.
A few ideas here:
This is a Setup for a Romantic Comedy
In which a nubile young masculist tutor is lured into lunching with a “sophisticated young woman who enjoys elegant restaurants!” At first they can’t stand each other. He’s so humorless! She smells like mildewed sweat socks and breathes noisily through her mouth and conversates solely with his tits! But soon, over moist caprese salads, hearts begin to flutter.
This is a Setup for a Horror Film
A nubile young masculist tutor is lured into lunching with a “sophisticated young woman who enjoys elegant restaurants!” and then everything goes horribly wrong.
This is a Setup for a Dad Who Wants His Daughter to Meet a Smarter Kind of Gentleman
You’re going about it the wrong way.
This is a Setup For Los Angeles-based Jezebel Writer Kara Brown to Meet and Lecture This Young Woman Within an Inch of Her Life
Kara’s busy, and for that Nate should be grateful.
This is a Sign You Raised Your Daughter Wrong
If you think it’s “typical” for a 22-year-old woman to be so bored and disengaged by her studies she’s at risk of failing out, if you think it’s normal to place an ad on her behalf asking someone to explain her studies to her, and if you think “typical” women are so bored by masculism they can’t scrape through an intro-level college course on it... maybe... you’re the problem?
This is a Secondhand Application to Intern at Jezebel
We’ll find something for Nate to do, I’m sure. C’mon over, Nate.
The Governess, engraving, 1855. Image via Getty